Perfect partner?

A 'scientific study' has found that the perfect ages for men and women to get married are 32 and 27 respectively, a five year difference between the couple. Now if this is tracked back to my age (17) my female peers should be looking at men who are about 22 years old. However, the group of people I am scientifically destined to find the one for me in, are currently 12. My female friends might be expecting to be wined and dined and be given expensive gifts from a mature working man. My destined wife is probably expecting a Happy Meal™ and something pink and plasticy from Claires Accessories. They get a weekend away in the lake district. I get a night fending off with a hair straightner make up brush wielding tweenies. But one day we'll meet again and you're husband will run off with my ten younger than him wife, leaving us two again. So let's get together now and save the pain.