Required:

I cannot write a story to save my life.

I can think them up easily. I have about five that need getting onto paper.

I require a writter to think of plots for my settings/characters/whatever else that isn't plot, and write them.

Pay: Terrible

Hours: Terrible

Recognition: I'll get the round in at the pub (i.e. my name on anything that people buy)

The question is, do you want to be my typewritter monkey? We do ya punk?