The importance of....uhhh...?
Here in Yetiville, school has been out for many many weeks now and I'm spending a lot of my time on my own and so not saying much (I'm not quite mad enough to talk to myself yet). As a result I'm loosing English by the day. Whenever I try to form a sentence longer than nine words my jaw locks, my lips spasm and any air traffic through my throat instantly stops, leaving a garbled mess. Unfortionally if I then soldier on everyone nods and/or smiles making my wonder if they were listening in the first place.
During said free time I'll be crawling through one of about fourteen books I've bought (and therefore must read), playing computer games, having inexcusable fun on Paint, staring in fear at the hand spasmer (aka the guitar I got for my birthday), but the thing that gets the majority of my attention is clicking between a small number of websites (which change very rarely) on an infinite loop. Most of these sites are shopping sites, but since I'm skint I'm just windows shopping *BOOM! BOOM!*. Oh I'm wasted here. Anyway, these sites use pretty simple English, you wouldn't want to buy something you don't understand (even if you claim to), so these places are fine. But eventually I'll stumble across a comic site. Take for instance this comic from Nearing Zero.
It's got good tension building.
Interesting dialogue.
Now for the punch line, with a half language dead brain: I haven't a clue what 'apoptosis' means. I don't even know if it's a real word or a pun.
What a downer.
Oh well, to amazon.co.uk......
During said free time I'll be crawling through one of about fourteen books I've bought (and therefore must read), playing computer games, having inexcusable fun on Paint, staring in fear at the hand spasmer (aka the guitar I got for my birthday), but the thing that gets the majority of my attention is clicking between a small number of websites (which change very rarely) on an infinite loop. Most of these sites are shopping sites, but since I'm skint I'm just windows shopping *BOOM! BOOM!*. Oh I'm wasted here. Anyway, these sites use pretty simple English, you wouldn't want to buy something you don't understand (even if you claim to), so these places are fine. But eventually I'll stumble across a comic site. Take for instance this comic from Nearing Zero.
It's got good tension building.
Interesting dialogue.
Now for the punch line, with a half language dead brain: I haven't a clue what 'apoptosis' means. I don't even know if it's a real word or a pun.
What a downer.
Oh well, to amazon.co.uk......
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